Christmas in Florida

Shiny icicles are hanging from the rooftop On the lawn Santa’s sitting on his sleigh The Christmas lights, when they glow, shine on the fake snow And it’s 82 degrees in the shade

Shoppers head to Neiman Marcus for the trimmings on their trees They walk around in Speedos, baseball caps, and shirt sleeves

But that’s just Christmas here in Florida Don’t think the temperature will fall That’s just Christmas here in Florida So meet me at the shopping mall

The manger sittin’ on the church lawn Has live camels and a donkey from Belize I don’t remember growing up that it included ducks Or Mary decked out in a full-length mink

Hours of commercials, millions spent on gifts It might be easy to forget what the Christmas spirit is

But that’s just Christmas here in Florida Don’t think the temperature will fall That’s just Christmas here in Florida So meet me at the shopping mall

On the surface it may seem like material stuff But giving is still an expression of love

That’s just Christmas here in Florida Don’t’ think the temperature will fall That’s just Christmas here in Florida So meet me at the shopping mall