Never Marry A Nurse

CHORUS

Who’d want to marry a nurse? ‘can’t think of anything worse It’s one of life’s greatest curses To fall in love with them nurses

She says you can’t do this, and you can’t eat that It’s carcinogenic, or has too much fat Her dinner conversation will make you gag When she talks about changing some colostomy bag

REPEAT CHORUS

You want to take her out, you’re gonna be miffed When she says she had to work a double shift Her walls are covered with a compilation Of autographed X-rays of famous patients

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But on a journey on a gurney to the operating room I saw her smile so caring and warm With her stethoscope and charts, she stole my heart And I’m a sucker for a woman in uniform

So I asked for the hand In the surgical glove... Now there’s just one thing worse Than to marry a nurse It’s not to marry that nurse you love I said there’s just one thing worse In the universe It’s not to marry that nurse you love